||[Oct. 25th, 2018|03:59 pm]
Nine-year-old neighbor kid: Do you know what Language Arts is?|
Me: Reading and writing and stuff, isn't it?
Neighbor Kid: (shrug)
Me: Anything to do with language.
Neighbor Kid: Oh. Is that why it's called Language Arts?
Neighbor Kid: ...Well, whatever it is, I got a C in it.