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Discarded Holiday Card Messages [Nov. 14th, 2018|01:37 pm]
I often make holiday cards, and I've got the front nailed down for this year, but then Vistaprint asks me what message I want to put on the back. I kept trying to come up with ones, but they were not great.

Front (with image):
Happy Holidays!

-Hope you got more sleep than I did last night!
-If you're reading this, you're still alive and you can read, congratulations!
-I used to draw cute holiday cards where everything was under control, remember those?
-May your house be warm, your baked goods fresh, and your wifi always at full strength.
-May you emerge from the season relatively unscathed!

I think I'll just leave the back blank.

[User Picture]From: jeliza
2018-11-15 01:52 am (UTC)
At one point, all I could come up with for a holiday card to send to relatives I hadn't seen in years was "Not dead, still crazy, Love, Jane"

I decided against sending cards at that point.
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